The Road Is F**kin' Hard,
The Road Is F**kin' Tough-ah,
There's No Question That-eh
It Is Rough, Rough Stuff.
It's The F**kin' Road My Friend
But It's The Only Road I Know.
When I'm Lunchin' On A Tasty Boosh
Right After The Show.
You G-go Go Go!

The Road Is F**kin' Hard,
It's Also Really F**kin' Tough,
There's No Question That
It Don't Take No Guff.
The Road Is A Be-a-itch My Friend
But It's The Only F**kin' Road I Know,
When I'm Snackin' On A Tasty Boosh
Right After The Show.
You G-go Go Go!

I Met A Tasty Baby In Michigan.
We Screwed Two Times Then I Left.
Sometimes I Think Of My Baby In Michigan.
Why Can't I Stay In One Place
For More Than Two Days.
Why?!
Because I'm Talkin' About The Road. [5X]
Road!