Jackie Is A Punk, Judy Is A Runt
They Went Down To The Mudd Club
And They Both Got Drunk
Oh-yeah

Jackie Is A Bookie, Judy's Taking Loans
They Both Came Up To New York
Just To See The Ramones
Oh-yeah

And Oh, I Don't Know Why She Wrote That Letter
Oh No, Oh No
Oh I Don't Know Why,
We Won't Forget Her Oh No

Jackie's Playing Hooky Judy's Playing Pool
They Both Got Caught For Cutting
Got To Go To Summer School
Oh-yeah

Jackie's Scalping Tickets Judy's Getting Harassed
They Both Got Kicked Outside
Didn't Have A Backstage Pass
Oh-yeah

And Oh, I Don't Know Why She Wrote That Letter
Oh No, Oh No
And Oh, I Don't Know Why
Don't Know What's On Her Mind
I Don't Know, No, I Don't Know

But I Can't Stand To See Her Cryin'
She's Still Cryin', She Ain't Tryin'
She's Going To Get Left Behind
Nobody Wants You, Nobody Wants You