Jackie Is A Punk, Judy Is A Runt.
They Went Down To The Mudd Club.
And They Both Got Drunk. Oh-yeah.

Jackie Is A Bookie, Judy's Taking Loans.
They Both Came Up To New York.
Just To See The Ramones. Oh-yeah.

And Oh, I Don't Know Why She Wrote That Letter.
Oh No, Oh No. Oh I Don't Know Why,
We Won't Forget Her Oh No.

Jackie's Playing Hooky, Judy's Playing Pool.
They Both Got Caught For Cutting.
Got To Go To Summer School. Oh-yeah.

Jackie's Scalping Tickets. Judy's Getting
Harassed. They Both Got Kicked Outside.
Didn't Have A Backstage Pass. Oh-yeah.

And Oh, I Don't Know Why She Wrote That Letter.
Oh No, Oh No. Oh I Don't Know Why,
Don't Know What's On Her Mind.
I Don't Know, No, I Don't Know.

But, I Can't Stand To See Her Cryin'
She's Still Cryin', She Ain't Tryin'.
She's Going To Get Left Behind.
Nobody Wants You, Nobody Wants You