I'll Come To Town For You


Dress Up Like A Clown For You


Pull My Pants On Down For You


Then I'll Crawl Away


I Will Blow Hot Fart On You


I Will Build An R-2 D-2


I Won't Even Start For You


Unless You Fucking Pay


Because I Am The Performer X3


I Will Come To Town For You


Dress Up Like A Clown For You


Try Not To Fuck Around On You


Do So Anyway


I Will Find The Ark For You


Go Sleep In The Park With You


I'll Even Suck A Cock Or Two


But No Sir, I'm Not Gay


(Chorus)


Before I Was A Whore, On Tour


I Was The Child Always Running Around


With His Dick Hanging Out And Diapers Pulled Down


Show Biz Was Calling So I Hit The Stage


Worked Out An Act Where I Got Raped In A Cage


My Life Was Bullshit And I Didn't Care


Went To Go Bowling And I Missed On My Spare


But What Else Could I Fucking Do


But Play Another Song For You...


Thinking About A Nose Job, Too...


Cause I Am The Performer...