He Was Sittin' At The Bar, Sippin' On A Regular Coke
We Were Drinkin' And Smokin' And Makin' Him The Butt Of Our Jokes
We All Said, "Man, What Happened To You? Why Can't You Just Have A Few?"
He Said, "I Would If I Could, But It's Probably Best That I Don't."

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Cause The More I Drink, The More I Drink
Yeah, I'm The World's Greatest Lover And A Dancin' Machine
I Get Loud, I Get Proud....and It Gets Worse
Well If I Have One, I'll Have Thirteen
Naw, There Ain't No In-between
Cause, The More I Drink, The More I Drink.

A Couple Of Cold Ones, And Somebody Hands Me A Shot.
Hell, Even Buck-tooth And Bow-legged Women Start Lookin' Hot
And Pretty Soon I'm Bummin' Cigarettes And Sweet Talkin' Some Big Brunette
Yeah, Once I Get On A Roll, Ain't No Tellin' Where I'll Stop

[Chorus]

Yep-yep
Humm, That's What I'm Talking About

Man, If I Have One, I'll Have Thirteen
And They Can't Get Me Off The Kareoke Machine,
The More I Drink...the More I Drink.
Yeah, The More I Drink, The More I Drink, The More I Drink.