Man (standing Near A Doorway): I've Invited A Friend Over To Have A Little Dinner.

(A Capital M Enters And Gazes Into The Room. We See A Long Table Loaded With All Kinds Of Food And Drink.)

M: Mmm! Mmmmmm, Mmmmmm!

Man: Go Ahead. Dig Right In. Make Yourself At Home.

M (who Is Already On The Table): Mmmm, Marvelous! Mmmm, Meat! (Gulps Down The Whole Slab And Drinks A Full Glass Of Wine.) Mmmm, Marshmallows! (Tosses Them Down, One After The Other.) Mmmm, Munch! (Eats Up Something I Never Could Identify.) Mmmmmmm! Mmmm, Mmmmm! Magnificent!

(Man Is Staring Openmouthed As M Devours One Thing After Another.)

M: Mmmmm, Milk! (Downs A Whole Glassful.) Mmmmm, Melon! (Gobbles It Up And Keeps Noshing Down Until Every Dish Is Empty.) Mmmmm, Mmmm, Mmmmm!

Man: I Say, You're Just About The Greediest, Rudest Letter I Ever Saw! You Ate Up Everything!

M: Mmmmm, Mmmmm, Mmmmmmmm! (Hops Down From Table.)

Man: I'm Telling You, Never Invite An M Over To Your House For Dinner! (M Rubs Against His Ankles, But He Walks Offscreen.) No, Don't Try To Make Up With Me. Next Time, I'll Invite A ... A J, Or A Polite Q. But Not Another M! (M Starts Munching Until Nothing Is Left On The Screen, Leaving It Dark.)