When You Hear That I'm A Cowboy, And I Work The Cattle Trail.


You Probably Assume I'm Big And Tough (big And Tough)


But The Trail's Worn Me Down, I Don't Want To Hang Around


I've Just About Had Enough (had Enough)


You See I Like A Nice Cup Of Expresso,


And I Like To Read My People Magazine


I Co-ordinate My Chaps, But Everybody Laughs


And Say They Don't Like That Shade Of Green





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Oh No, It's True, I'm A Sensitive Cowboy And I Don't Know What To Do


Oh No, It's Kinda Strange, I'm The Last Sensitive Cowboy On The Range





Well I Try To Eat A Healthy, Balanced Diet


But They All Eat Their Brown Beans From The Can


They All Have To Smoke About Six Packs A Day


You'd Think They Was The Marlboro Man (*cough* Smooth!)


And They Don't Like To Go To See The Opera


On Friday Nights When They Get Paid


And They Don't Help Me Bring In The Hanging Plants


Every Time There's A Native American Raid





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(Spoken)


Cowboy Life Sure Is Different These Days


Why Brand Your Cattle When You Can Just Use Bovine Psychology?


Why Have A Gun Fight When There Are So Many Good Para-legals Out There?


Nobody Drinks And Bush-whacks Anymore


And Besides, We're All Switching Over To Eating Salt-reduced Tofu Jerky


And If You're Gonna Ride Off Into The Sunset,


Make Sure You're Using An Effective Sun-block





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