She Gets Too Hungry For Dinner At 8 (I'm Starving)
She Loves The Theater But She Never Comes Late
I Never Bother With People I Hate
That's Why This Chick Is A Tramp

She Doesn't Like Crap Games With Barons And Earls
Won't Go To Harlem In Ermine And Pearls
And I Definitely Won't Dish The Dirt With The Rest Of Those Girls
That's Why The Lady Is A Tramp

I Love The Free Fresh Wind In My Hair
Life Without Care
Oh, I'm So Broke, It's OK
I Hate California. It's Crowded And Damp
That's Why The Lady Is A Tramp
I'm A Tramp!

Sometimes I Go To Coney Island
Oh, The Beach Is Divine
I Love The Yankees
Jeter Is Just Fine
I Follow Rogers And Hart
She Sings Every Line
That's Why The Lady Is A Tramp

I Love The Prize Fight
That Isn't A Fake
No Fakes
And I Love To Rowboat With You And Your Wife In Central Park Lake
She Goes To The Opera And Stays Wide Awake
Yes I Do
That's Why This Lady Is A Tramp

She Likes The Green (green) Grass (grass) Under Her Shoes
What Can I Lose? 'cause I Got No Dough (Oh No?)
I'm All Alone When I Blow Out My Lamp
That's Why The Lady Is A Tramp, Go!

I Love Your Free Fresh, I Love Your Handkerchief In My Hair
Life Without Care
But I'm So Broke, THAT'S OK!

Hates California, It's Cold And It's Damp
That's Why The Lady Is A Tramp
That's Why This Lady Is A Tramp
That's Why The Lady Is A Tramp.