The Rich People Go There To Wine & Dine

Stuffing Their Faces By Candlelight

I Know This All Sounds Rather Romantic

Only Because You Haven't Passed Through The Kitchen Doors



Behind Them Lurks The Kitchen Kreeps

The Hidden Workers That Nobody Sees

Grotesque Human Like Abominations

Infecting Food For All The Patrons



From The Dining Room You Can't Even Tell

'Cuz The Kitchen Kreeps Secret Is Kept So Well

But If The Customers Ever Did Find Out

They'd Go Running, Puking Right Into Their Hands



And They Call Themselves The Kitchen Kreeps...



And They Touch Your Dishes

They Touch Your Cutlery Too

But Worst Of All

They Even Manhandle Your Food



And Nobody Knows What Goes On Behind Closed Doors

And Nobody Ever Really Knows What Goes On Behind Kitchen Doors



Except For The Kitchen Kreeps