Well I Was Driving Down I-95 The Other Night,

When Somebody Nearly Cut Me Right Off The Road.

I Decided It Wasn't Going To Do Any Good To Get Mad,

So I Wrote A Song About Him Instead. It Goes Like This...



Were You Bo-rn An Asshole, Or Did You Work At It Your Whole Life?

Either Way It Worked Out Fine, 'cause You're An Ass-hole Tonight.



Yes You're An A-SSHOLE, And Don't You Try To Blame It On Me,

You Deserve All The Credit, You're An Asshole Tonight.



You Were An Assho-le Yesterday, You're An Ass-hole Tonight,

And I've Got A Feeling, You'll Be An Asshole The Rest Of Your Life.



And I Was Talking To Your Mother, Just The Other Night,

I Told Her I Thought You Were An Asshole, She Said "yes, I Think You're Right".



And A-ll Your Friends Are Assholes, 'cause You've Known Them Your Whole Life,

And Somebo-dy Told Me, You've Got An Asshole For A Wife.



Were You Bo-rn An Asshole, Or Did You Work At It Your Whole Life?

Either Way It Worked Out Fine, 'cause You're An Ass-hole Tonight.