[typing Sounds]



[Dr. Stewart:] Hi, [I'm] Dr. Stewart.

[Gary Phelps:] Hi, Dr. Stewart. Nice To Meet You -- I'm Gary Phelps.

[Dr. Stewart:] My Pleasure. Gary, Have You Ever Been Hypnotized Before?

[Gary Phelps:] No, I Haven't. I'm Actually Quite Nervous, But I Just, Uh, I --

[Dr. Stewart:] All Right, And You Were Referred To Me By Anyone...?

[Gary Phelps:] To Be Honest With You, I Saw Your Name In The Yellow Pages,

And It Said You're Good At This Stuff, So I Just, I Gotta Give It A Shot, Just Kick This Whole Cigarette Thing...

[Dr. Stewart:] So Smoking Is Your Problem?

[Gary Phelps:] Yeah, I Can't Stop Smoking And It's -- It's Finally, Like, Affecting Everything I Do, I Can't Run, I Can't Play Basketball And All That Stuff Like That, So I, I Gotta Give It Up.

[Dr. Stewart:] How Long Have You Smoked, Gary?

[Gary Phelps:] Uh, I Started When I Was Eleven Years Old, And I Just Can't Kick It, You Know?



[Dr. Stewart:] Yeah, Right. [small, Barely Noticeable Fart] All Right, Gary, Why Don't You Just Have A Seat Here And Sit Down And Just Relax --

What I Do Is Hypnosis.

[Gary Phelps:] Right.

[Dr. Stewart:] Basically I Just Want You To Sit Back And Relax -- Let Yourself Sit Back And Relax And Sink Into The Chair, And , Um, Just Feel Comfortable And Trust Me. [bigger Fart]

[Gary Phelps: Noticing Fart Sound] Uh...

[Dr. Stewart:] That's It.

[Gary Phelps:] O-kay....

[Dr. Stewart:] That's It.

[Gary Phelps:] That Was...o-kay...



[Dr. Stewart:] All Right? Okay. Gary, I Want You To Close Your Eyes, And I Just Want You To Again Relax And Try To Concentrate On Nothing. Okay? That's It. Now I'm Gonna Count Backwards From Five To Zero --

[Gary Phelps:] Right.

[Dr. Stewart:] -- And I Just Want You To Relax, And You're Going To Fall Into A Deep State Of Mind -- Of Subconsciousness -- You're Very Comfortable, I'll Be Counting Back From Five, I Just Want You To Relax,

And Just Think Of Nothing. [three Farts In Succession]



[Gary Phelps:] Are