Okay, All You Pus-sucking Motherfuckers Out There

It's Time To Win A Chance To Butt-bang

Your Daughter's Tight Virgin Cherry Ass To Caller #666



The Urge Is Too Much To Take

All I Can Think About Is Playing With Myself

It's Time To Masturbate

I've Got My Hustler And I Don't Need Nothin' Else



Ginger, Ginger



My Hand Gets Tired And My Dick Gets Sore

But The Girls Of Porn Want More

So I Flip Through The Pages One More Time

And I Just Let The Jism Fly



Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!



A Quarter For A Peep Show

A Private Booth Or Talking To A Naked Whore

Triple-X Video

976 And I Can Whack It On The Phone



Nobody's Home, I'm Alone

The Devil In Miss Jones

Nobody's Home, I'm Alone

Aja & John Holmes



We Got Gushin' Gonads, Tingling Tushes

Hairy Balls And Hairy Bushes

S & M, Whips And Chains

Pregnant Ladies With Menstrual Pains

We Got Hand Jobs And Nipple Tweaks

Finger Bangs And Slappin' Cheeks

We Got Rape, Necro & Both Ways

And Lots Of Hung Studs For All You Gays

We Got Incest & Bestiality Too

We Got Sade & The Sweetest Taboo

We Got Girls Who'll Eat Your Pee And Poo

And Guys Who'd Love To Fuck Your Shoe

There's She-males, Lezbos, & Shaved Beav

And D-cup Mamas With So Much Cleave

Senior Citizens Who Love To Watch

And Sniff Those Skid Marks From Your Crotch - Yeah!



Ain't Got No Woman Next To Me

I Just Got This Magazine

And What's On The TV Screen

But That's Okay With Me



I Was Trained To Fuck You Baby

I Was Trained To Fuck You Baby..