(Joe Ricardel, Redd Evans)


I Don't Want French Fried Potatoes,
Red Ripe Tomatoes,
I'm Never Satisfied.
I Want The Frim Fram Sauce With The Ausen Fay
With Chafafa On The Side.


I Don't Want Pork Chops And Bacon,
That Won't Awaken
My Appetite Inside.
I Want The Frim Fram Sauce With The Ausen Fay
With Chafafa On The Side.


Now A Persons Really Got To Eat
And A Person Should Eat Right.
Five Will Get You Ten
I'm Gonna Feed Myself Right Tonight.


I Don't Want Fish Cakes And Rye Bread,
You Heard What I Said.
Waiter, Please Serve Mine Fried
I Want The Frim Fram Sauce With The Ausen Fay
With Chafafa On The Side.


~interlude~




Now A Persons Really Got To Eat
And A Person Should Eat Right.
Five Will Get You Ten
I'm Gonna Feed Myself Right Tonight.


I Don't Want Fish Cakes And Rye Bread,
You Heard What I Said.
Waiter, Please Serve Mine Fried
I Want The Frim Fram Sauce With The Ausen Fay
With Chafafa On The Side.


I Want The Frim Fram Sauce With The Ausen Fay
With Cha Fafa, Cha Fafa, Cha Fafa, On The Side
P-LEAZZZE!