[Adam:] And The Now The Excited Southerner Orders A Meal At His Favorite

Diner.



[Waiter:] Hi, What Can I Get You Today?



Excited Southerner:] Hi, How Are You...I Was...if You Could, Tell Me, If You...eh, The Chef Salad, If It, Does It Come, If You Come... A La Carte, If You See The...I Saw The Breakfast Menu And The, And They Got The, And The Different Entrees With The Dspe-dspe-dspe-dspecials Today, And The The And...I'm Watching My Weight...diabetic, With The Low Sodium...if You Could Broil...i-i-i-instead Of Fried, I Ya, Just, Hash Browns...I Wanted To Mix The Ketchup With The May-mayonaise, Make My Own Sauce, If That's, Could Bring Out A Separate Plate For That With The Chicken, Your Chicken Fried Steak...the Blue Plate Special, Does That Come With The Soup Of The Day, Or-



[Waiter:] I'll Come Back When You're Ready.



[Excited Southerner:] Hoooo...