"And Now The Buffoon's Date At The Drive-in With The School's Valedictorian."



[Valedictorian:] "I Really Appreciate You're Asking Me Out.

Most People Are Intimidated By My High Academic Achievement."



[Buffoon:] "This Movie Sucks Shit!"



[Valedictorian:] "Well, Ebel Gave It Thumbs Up,

But Ciscel Thought It Was Too Preachy.

Anyway, I Enjoyed The Director's Last Film Immensly."



[Buffoon:] "Cathleen Turner Has Big F**kin' Tits!"



[Valedictorian:] "Yes, Well, She Recently Had A Child.

I Think Her Maternal Biology May Play A Role In That.

She Looks Fabulous For A Woman Her Age, Doesn't She?"



[Buffoon:] "I Put A Firecracker In A Bullfrog's Mouth And Blew His F**kin' Head Off."



[Valedictorian:] "Well, In Psychology We Learned That It Is Not Uncommon

For Male Adolescents To Commit Savage Acts On Animals As Part Of Their Maturing Process."



[Buffoon:] "That Girl In The F**king Car In Front Of Us, She Gives Everybody Head."



[Valedictorian:] "Well, I Guess She's Strong For Attention And She Feels Promiscuity Is The Only Way To Obtain It."



[Buffoon Eating Popcorn]

[Buffoon:] "This Popcorn's F**kin' Terrible. It Tastes Like Someone Jizzed All Over It."

[Buffoon Continues To Eat Popcorn]



[Valedictorian:] "Well The Amount Of Semen On This Popcorn Is Certainly Disturbing.

Perhaps The Staff In The Refreshment Stand Was Overcome

By The Monotony Of Their Work And Decided To Play A Childish Prank."



[Buffoon:] "I Looked At My Asshole In The Mirror Today. It Blew My F**kin' Mind!"



[Valedictorian:] "It's Ironic That Parts Of One's Body Seems Odd

And Unusual Because You Don't See Them On A Day To Day Basis.



[Buffoon:] "My Father's Shit Stinks Up The Bathroom All F**kin' Day!"