And Well, I Think I've Gone Mad
Isn't That So Sad?
And What A Shame You've Lost A Brain That You Never Had
How Much For A Car? It Can't Have Gone Far
I Must Have Left It On A Train Or Lost In A Bar
It's Likely In A Sainsbury's
Flirting With The Girls That Waited For Me
I've Tried My Best To Clear My Name
Asking Anybody That's Seen My Brain
The Brain Was Last Seen Going For A Run
And Would You Sign An Autograph For My Daughter, Laura
Cause She Adores Ya, But I Think You're Shit
I've Gotta Look For My My Brain For A Bit
I Stand Outside And Hide My Eyes
Well What Do You Expect When You've Got No Mind?
Say It's A Slow Day, It Drives Me Insane
Where Would I Be If I Was My Brain?

The Nice Nurse Told Me Said She Felt My Pain
But Couldn't Find A Single Trace Of My Brain
Oops I Did It Again Started Playing
Forget My Brain, Remember My Pain