I'm Gonna Tell You What I Really Think I Like About Monday
Cause They Fell Like Saturdays
When You Don't Have To Go To Work, Every Day Is A Holiday
I Wake Up When I Want To, I Do Anything I Wanna Do
Can't Wait For Tuesday
I Really Don't Like Fridays I Can't Do What I Wanna Do
Sold Out At The Movies, Can't Eat At The Restaurant
Everybody Wants To Party, But The Bar's Full Of Cigarette Smoke
I Think I'll Stay Home, I Think I'll Wait For Monday

I Live A Five Day Weekend, I Gotta Year Long Holiday
Thanks God It's Monday
The Only Place I Gotta Be Is The Show Or On The First Tee
Thank God It's Monday
Never Mind Aggravation, Just Give Me Modulation Gimmie Another Key

I'll Tell You Why I Like Tuesdays, Cause They're Kinda Like Christmas
Come To Think About Wednesdays, Are A Little Like Hanakah
Thursdays Thanksgiving, I'm Talking About Good Living
I Think I'll Give Thanx
Thank God It's Monday