Baby, We Were Making Straight A's, But We Were Stuck In A Dumb Daze. Don't Take Much Time To Memorize Your Lies, Feels Like I've Been Hynoticized. And Then That Magic Man He Came To Town. He Done Spun My Head Around. He Said "Recess Is In Session, 2 And 2 Make 5" And Now, Baby, I'm Alive. Oh, Yeah, I Am Alive.

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And If You Want To Be A Teacher's Pet, Baby, You Just Better Forget It. Rock Got No Reason, Rock Got No Rhyme. You Better Get Me To School On Time.

Oh, You Know I Was On The Honor Roll. Got Good Grades, Ain't Got No Soul. Raise My Hand Before I Could Speak My Mind. I've Been Biting My Tounge Too Many Times. And Then That Magic Man Took You Away. Do What Magic Man Do, Not What Magic Man Say.

Now Can I Please Have The Attention Of The Class? Today's Assignment: Kick Some Ass!

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And If You Want To Be A Teacher's Pet, Baby, You Just Better Forget It. Rock Got No Reason, Rock Got No Rhyme. You Better Get Me To School On Time.

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And If You Want To Be A Teacher's Pet, Baby, You Just Better Forget It. Rock Got No Reason, Rock Got No Rhyme. You Better Get Me To School On Time.

This Is My Final Exam. Now Ya'll Know Who I Am. I Might Not Be That Perfect Son, But Ya'll Be Rocking When I'm Done.