Well, My Mama Didn't Want Me
On The Day I Was Born
Born Without A Body
I Got Nothing But Scorn
But I Always Loved Music
All I Had Was My Hands
And I Dreamed I'd Be Famous
And I'd Work At The Sands

Singing Tabletop Joe
Tabletop Joe
Now Everyone Knows
That I'm Tabletop Joe

I Had Trouble With The Pedals
But I Had A Strong Left Hand
And I Could Play Stravinsky
On A Baby Grand
I Said I'm Gonna Join The Circus
Cause That's Where I Belong
So I Went To Coney Island
I Was Singing This Song

Tabletop Joe
Tabletop Joe
Now Everyone Knows
Tabletop Joe

They Gave Me Top Billing
In The Dreamland Show
I Had My Own Orchestra
Starring Tabletop Joe
And The Man Without A Body
Proved Everyone Wrong
I Was Rich And I Was Famous
I Was Where I Belonged

Tabletop Joe
Tabletop Joe
Now Everyone Knows
Tabletop Joe