Frank:

How Yaddoin, See

You've Met My

Faithful Handyman.



He's Just A Little Brought Down

Because When You Knocked

He Thought You Were The Candy Man.

Don't Get Strung Out By The Way I Look.

Don't Judge A Book By Its Cover.

I'm Not Much Of A Man By The Light Of Day

But By Night I'm One Hell Of A Lover.

I'm Just A Sweet Transvestite

From Transexual, Transylvania.



Let Me Show You Around

Maybe Play You A Sound.

You Look Like You're Both Pretty Groovy.

Or If You Want Something Visual

That's Not Too Abysmal,

We Could Take In An Old Steve Reeves Movie.



Brad:

I'm Glad We Caught You At Home,

Could We Use Your Phone?

We're Both In A Bit Of A Hurry.



Janet:

Right.



Brad:

We'll Just Say Where We Are,

Then Go Back To The Car.

We Don't Want To Be Any Worry.



Frank:

Well You Got With A Flat, Well, How `bout That?

Well, Babies, Don't You Panic.

By The Light Of The Night It'll All Seem Alright.

I'll Get You A Satanic Mechanic.

I'm Just A Sweet Transvestite

From Transexual, Transylvania.



Why Don't You Stay For The Night? (Night)

Or Maybe A Bite? (Bite)

I Could Show You My Favourite Obsession.

I've Been Making A Man

With Blond Hair And A Tan

And He's Good For Relieving My... ...tension



I'm Just A Sweet Transvestite

From Transexual, Transylvania.

HIT IT, HIT IT!

I'm Just A Sweet Transvestite. (Sweet Transvestite)

Sweet Transvestite

From Transexual, Transylvania.



So - Come Up To The Lab,

And See What's On The Slab.

I See You Shiver With Antici - (pausa) - Pation.

But Maybe The Rain

Isn't Really To Blame.

So I'll Remove The Cause... Eh... Ehehehehe

But Not The Symptom.