I Was Shot In The Back

By Nilfisk Addicted Cowboys

By Jealousy Struck

Outnumbered By Hard Boiled Luck

When I Showed Them The Lights

Of My Two Forty Five Deep Blue Break

They All Stood Up And Sang

'bout Swedish Designer Drugs

I Was Cutting A Tree

And Turning My Jack Into Lumber

When The Hitmen Arrived

On A Boat From The Isle Of Song

I Was Shocked By The Nude

Identical Twins On My Lap

A Cross-eyed Effect

Of Swedish Designer Drugs

It's Hard To Be Strong

Depending On Northern Refineries

Ow Deep Is Your Fjord

How Shallow Thy Watery Eyes

How Could I Recupe

Surrounded By 95 Dogma's

Like A Rendeer I'm Struck

By Swedish Designer Drugs

I'm Dating The Maid

And Driving Electric Wheelchairs

I'm Cleaning The Fish

With Biodegradable Pride

I Was Pulling The Strings

While Playing The Fifteenth Violin

In A Director's Cut

Of Swedish Designer Drugs

I Was Hurting A Fly

And Winning Al Nobely Prizes

I Was Probably Drunk

By The Probably Best Beer Around

Like A Viking In Need

I Got A Medal For Bad Underacting

They All Stood Up And Sang

About Swedish Designer Drugs

Swedish Designer Drugs

It's Hard To Be Strong

How Deep Is Your Fjord

When I Showed Them The Lights

They All Stood Up And Sang

About Swedish Designer Drug