When I Look At Your Face I See Dirt
All The Sunshine You Blow Up My Ass Starts To Hurt
And I Don't Really Mind If I'm Nothin' In Your Eyes
It's No Surprise To Me
There's A Rocket I Built
It's Under My Kilt
It's Coming To Blow You Away

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I Was A Jerk
I Did The Work For Somebody Else's Dream
I Took The Chance
I Lost My Pants
In Somebody Else's Dream Tonight

Now You're Calling Me Up To Get Paid
And If You Don't Get Paid Then You'll Never Get Laid
But I Really Don't Have Any Money; I Say Goodbye
And You'll Have To Depend On Your Size
There's A Rocket I Built; It's Under My Kilt
It's Coming To Blow You Away

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Now I Think That I'm Going To Bed
As The Image Of You And Yer Crap Leaves My Head
Cause It's T-minus 20 Tomorrow, Rocket Flies
And It Doesn't Depend On The Size
There's A Rocket I Built
It's Under My Kilt
It's Coming To Blow You Away

Chorus