When I Was Young
I Crashed The Car
I Tried To Bend It Back Into Shape
With A Rake For A Crowbar

I Wasn't Dumb
But I Was So Naive
I Saw The Signs
But I Didn't Believe Them

Now It's Dark
And I'm Tired
All My Messages Got Erased
And I Don't Know Where My Friends Are

Tell Me, Who Can I Turn To When Things Are So Blue?
You've Got Me Crying Over You

Dad Was Home
It Was Getting Lighter
I Knew He Had To Take It To Work
In About A Half An Hour

I Wasn't Thinking Clearly
It Was Like A Panicking Sweat Gripped My Body

And I Was Stuck On An Island
On A Cold November Morning
Doing Coke With Henry
And I Totalled My Car

Yes, I Was Stuck On An Island
Wondering Where My Mind Went
Getting A Cold, Wet Shower
If I Could Just Black Out This Hour
From Time

Aloha, Doctor Phair