Well, I Don't Know Why I Came Here Tonight
I Got The Feeling That Something Ain't Right
I'm So Scared In Case I Fall Off My Chair,
And I'm Wondering How I'll Get Down Those Stairs

Clowns To Left Of Me, Jokers To The Right,
Here I Am, Stuck In The Middle With You

Yes, I'm Stuck In The Middle With You,
And I'm Wondering What It Is I Should Do
It's So Hard To Keep This Smile From My Face,
Losing Control, And I'm All Over The Place

Clowns To Left Of Me, Jokers To The Right,
Here I Am, Stuck In The Middle With You

Well, You Started Off With Nothing,
And You're Proud That You're A Self-made Man
And Your Friends They All Come Crawling,
Slap You On The Back And Say,
Please, Please

Trying To Make Some Sense Of It All,
But I Can See It Makes No Sense At All
Is It Cool To Go To Sleep On The Floor?
'Cause I Don't Think That I Can Take Anymore

Clowns To Left Of Me, Jokers To The Right,
Here I Am, Stuck In The Middle With You

And You Started Off With Nothing,
And You're Proud That You're A Self-made Man
And Your Friends They All Come Crawling,
Slap You On The Back And Say,
Please, Please.

Yeah, I Don't Know Why I Came Here Tonight
I Got The Feeling That Something Ain't Right
I'm So Scared In Case I Fall Off My Chair,
And I'm Wondering How I'll Get Down Those Stairs

Clowns To Left Of Me, Jokers To The Right,
Here I Am, Stuck In The Middle With You
Yes, I'm Stuck In The Middle With You
Stuck In The Middle With You
Here I Am, Stuck In The Middle With You