Grandma Says I'm Going To Hell
Cause I Met A Boy And We Make Rock Music
And The Trouble Is I Know She Means Well
If I'm-a Misbehaving, It's The Devil's Doing
She Says
"Life Is A Test, And Only The Best
Will Be Spared"

And That's Why, I'm Still A Believer
I'm Still A Believer
I'm Still A Believer
So If You Ever Meet My Grandma
Don't Believe Her

Grandma's Got A Load To Carry
Cause Her Own Granddaughter Is A No-good Heathen
I Should Have Been A Missionary
Then I'd Have The Right To Tell The Folks What To Believe In
I'd Say
"Life Is A Test, And Only The Best
Will Be Spared"

And That's Why, I'm Still A Believer
I'm Still A Believer
I'm Still A Believer
So If You Ever Meet My Grandma
Don't Believe Her

Life Is A Test, And Only The Best
Will Be Spared

And That's Why, I'm Still A Believer
I'm Still A Believer
I'm Still A Believer

Cause I'm Still A Believer
I'm Still A Believer
I'm Still A Believer

I Don't Know What I Believe In
But I'm Hoping That Jesus
Won't Send Us All To Hell
When He Finally Sees Us
And That If He Meets My Grandma
He'll Get A Second Opinion