It's The Taste That Makes Him Do It And He Always Does It Right
He's A Little Piece Of History 'cos His Brain It Ain't Too Tight
And His Mumma, She's A Bummer But She's Really, Really Gear
And His Poppa, He's A Bopper With An Empty Crate Of Beer
And His Brother, He's A Lover And His Sister Is One Too
I Guess They Don't Know What Steven Do.

Oh, Steven's Got A Poppy And It Keeps Him Warm And Tight
He Keeps It Down His Trousers To Protect Him In A Fight
He Paints, It Is A Fetish, It Ain't All That He Can Do
I Guess He Never Watched The News
His Eight-string Is A Lover And His Six-string Is One Too
I Guess They Don't Know What Steven Do.

I Guess He's Almost Handsome, I Guess He's Rather Brave
I Guess He Got Some Evidence For Living In Caves
I Know His Little Brother, I Know He Don't Exist
I Can Always Beat Him On The Army List
His Vashti Is A Lover, His Hedgehog Is One Too
I Guess They Don't Know What Steven Do.

Oh, Camels Lack Reality And Camels Lack A Brain
I Guess That Ain't Too True But There's A Villa In Spain
He's Got A Kiosk Fetish, An Aspro In His Glass
You Know That Stevie Never Lives In The Past
His Headpiece Is A Kiosk, His Wigwam Bandit Too
I Guess They Don't Know What Stevie Do.