Eminem: Hey!



Steve: Hey Em What's Up?



Eminem: Steve Berman What's Goin' On Man?



Hoow You Doin'? Good To See You Again What's Up?



Steve: Em Could You Come Here And Have A Seat Please?



Eminem: Umm Yeah What's?



Steve: Vannessa Shut The Door



Vaness: Okay



Eminem: So What's Up? How's Orders Looking For The First Week?



Steve: It Would Be Better If You Gave Me Nothing At All



Eminem: What?



Steve: This Album Is Less Than Nothing



I Can't Sell This Fucking Record!



Eminem: What?



Steve: Do You Know What's Happening To Me Out There?



Eminem: Wha-what's The Problem?



Steve: Violent Ground Told Me To Go Fuck Myself!



Eminem: Who's Violent-?



Steve: Tower Records Told Me To Shove This Record Up My Ass!



Do You Know What It Feels Like To Be Told To Have A Record Shoved Up Your Ass?



Eminem: But, I-



Steve: I'm Gonna Lose My Fuckin' Job Over This



Do You Know Why Dre's Record Was So Successful?



He's Rappin' About Big-screen TV's, Blunts, 40's And Bitches



You're Rappin' About Homosexuals And Vicadin



Eminem: I Mean-



Steve: I Can't Sell This Shit!



Eminem: What?



Steve: Either Change The Record Or It's Not Coming Out!



Eminem: What? I-



Steve: Now Get The Fuck Out Of My Office!



Eminem: What Am I Supposed?



Steve: Now!



Eminem: Alright Man