I Had A One Night Stand With My Best Friends Baby Sister
And To This Day He Still Wont Speak To Me
I Pawned My Grandpa's Old Guitar In Collage
For A Case Of Beer And A Tank Of Gasoline
I Took A Swing At My Old Man One Christmas
I Never Dreamed That It Would Be His Last
I Wish Mom Had Rung My Neck
When She Caught Me With Those Cigarettes
Which Reminds Me, I'm Down To My Last Pack

If I Had A Dime
For Half The Things I Did
That Didn't Make No Sense At All
I'd Be Living A Little Higher On The Hall
If Only I'd've Known
That Later On Down The Road
I'd Look Back And Not Like What I See
I'd've Changed A Lot Of Things
Startin' With Me

I Called My Brother Everything I Could Think Of
The Night He Wouldn't Bail Me Out Of Jail
I Lost A Job Most Folks 'round Here Would Die For
By Laying Out All Night And Raising Hell
And I Let A Woman That I Love Slip Through My Fingers
Chalk Another Dumb Move Up To My Foolish Pride
I Was There Standin' By The Bed
When The Preacher Bowed His Head
With The Family, The Day My Grandma Die

If I Had A Dime
For Half The Things I Did
That Didn't Make No Sense At All
I'd Be Living A Little Higher On The Hall
If Only I'd've Known
That Later On Down The Road
I'd Look Back And Not Like What I See
I'd've Changed A Lot Of Things
Startin' With Me

If Only I'd've Known
That Later On Down The Road
I'd Look Back And Not Like What I See
Whoa, I'd've Changed A Lot Of Things
Startin' With Me
Startin' With Me