Cause It Hasn't Been That Long
Since You Almost Hit The Tree.
Cause It Hasn't Been That Long
Since You Hit The Pole Because Of Speed.

Do You Remember
The Ambulance It Took You There?
Do You Remember
They Cut Your Pants Your Favorite Pair?
They Shaved Your Head.
Where's All Your Hair.

The Doctor Said,
"We Need Some Staples For His Head."
The Doctor Said,
"Another Foot You Could Be Dead."
The Doctor Said,
"We Need Some Staples For His Head."
The Doctor Said,
"You Should Have Took The Bus Instead."

All You Could Hear
Was Kachunk, Kachunk, Kachunk.
All You Could Hear
Was The Doctor Putting Staples In This Punk.
[repeat]

He Could Have Died That Day.
Which Means That He Would Not Be Here.
He Would Have Gone Away,
Friends And Family We'd Shed Our Tears.
But The Good Thing Would Be
Is That We Would Always Know.
He Would Be Living
With Jesus Christ In His New Home.
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