Narrator: The Legend You Are About To Hear Is True. Only The Needle Should

Be Changed To Protect The Record.



St. George: This Is The Countryside. My Name Is St. George. I'm A Knight.

Saturday, July 10th. 8:05 Pm. I Was Working Out Of The Castle On The Night

Watch When A Call Came In From The Chief. A Dragon Had Been Devouring

Maidens. Homicide. My Job: Slay Him.



You Call Me, Chief?



Chief: Yes, The Dragon Again, Devouring Maidens. The King's Daughter May Be

Next.



St. George: Mmm-hmm. You Got A Lead?



Chief: Oh, Nothing Much To Go On. Say, Did You Take That .45 Automatic Into

The Lab To Have Them Check On It?



St. George: Yeah. You Were Right.



Chief: I Was Right?



St. George: Yeah. It Was A Gun.



8:22 Pm. I Talked To One Of The Maidens Who Had Almost Been

Devoured.



Could I Talk To You, Ma'am?



Maiden: Who Are You?



St. George: I'm St. George, Ma'am. Homicide, Ma'am. Want To Ask You A Few

Questions, Ma'am. I Understand You Were Almost Devoured By The Ma'am. Is

That Right, Dragon?



Maiden: It Was Terrible. He Breathed Fire On Me! He Burned Me Already!



St. George: How Can I Be Sure Of That, Ma'am?



Maiden: Believe Me, I Got It Straight From The Dragon's Mouth.



St. George: 11:45 Pm. I Rode Over The King's Highway. I Saw A Man. Stopped

To Talk To Him.



Pardon Me, Sir. Could I Talk To You For Just A Minute, Sir?



Knave: Sure, I Don't Mind.



St. George: What Do You Do For A Living?



Knave: I'm A Knave.



St. George: Didn't I Pick You Up On A 903 Last Year For Stealing Tarts?



Knave: Yeah. So What? Do You Wanna Make A Federal Case Out Of It??



St. George: No, Sir. We Heard There Was A Dragon Operating In This

Neighborhood. We Just To Know If You've Seen Him.



Knave: Sure, I Seen Him.



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