The Air Was Filled With Suspicion

She Poured Us Two Martinis

And Tried To Guess My Mission

I Pretended To Know Nothing

It's Best To Use Discretion

But She Turned Her Floodlight Eyes On Me

And Demanded A Confession

I Told Her I Am A Spy In The House Of Love

Gathering Clues To Be Used In The War Of The Affections

I Am A Spy In The House Of Love

I Won't Be Refused I'm Waiting For Your Heart's Defection

I Saw, Yes I Did, Everything That Pleased Her

I Recorded Every Movement

And Plotted How To Seize Her

I Used A Tiny Camera

I Thought I'd Japanese Her

I Made A Voodoo Doll Of Her

And Sat Around And Squeezed Her

I Told Her I Am A Spy In The House Of Love

Gathering Clues To Be Used In The War Of The Affections

I Am A Spy In The House Of Love

I Won't Be Refused I'm Waiting For Your Heart's Defection

I'll Read Your Mail

I'll Tap Your Phone

I'm On Your Trail

You're Never Alone

One Day You'll Slip Up

And Leave A Lip Print On A Coffee Cup

I'm A Spy And I Just Can't Help Myself