When I Was A Boy Of 10, I Had A Very Best Friend
Fred Was Kind, With Good Intent
But Just A Little Different

Oh, Special Ed
Mama Dropped Him On His Head
Now He's Not So Bright Instead
He's A Little Bit Special
Just A Little Bit

We'd Play Tag, And He'd Get Hurt
I'd Play Soldier, He'd Eat Dirt
I Liked Math, And The Spelling Bee
Ed Liked Talking To A Tree

Oh, Special Ed
Mama Dropped Him On His Head
Now She Keeps Him In The Shed
Cause He's A Little Bit Special
Just A Little Bit

I Ran Track, Hung Out In Malls
Ed Ran Headfirst Into Walls
I Had Girls, And Lots Of Clothes
Ed Had Names For All His Toes

Oh, Special Ed
Mama Dropped Him On His Head
Now He Thinks He's A Piece Of Bread
Cause He's A Little Bit Special
Just A Little Bit

One Day While Talking To Special Ed
He Grabbed A Brick And He Swung At My Head
And As He Laughed At Me Thats When I Knew
That Special Ed Just Made Me Special Too
Now I Laugh As I Count Bugs
I Give Strangers Great Big Hugs
Next To Me Ed Is Fine
Yeah He's A F---ing Einstein

Oh, Special Ed (and Me)
Now We're Not Right In The Head (you See)
Now We're Not So Bright Instead
We're A Little Bit Special
Just A Little Bit Special
That Bastard Ed Made Me Special
Just A Little Bit
Just A Little Bit ... Special