DOCTOR DILLAMOND

(spoken) Oh, Miss Elphaba - The Things One Hears These

Days. Dreadful Things:

(sung) I've Heard Of An OxA Professor From Quox

No Longer Permitted To Teach

Who Has Lost All Powers Of Speech

And An Owl In Munchkin Rock

A Vicar With A Thriving Flock

Forbidden To Preach

Now He Can Only Screech!

Only Rumors - But Still -

Enough To Give Pause

To Anyone With Paws

Something Bad Is Happening In Oz:



ELPHABA

Something Bad? Happening In Oz?



DILLAMOND

Under The Surface

Behind The Scenes

Something Baaaaaaad:

(spoken) Sorry: "Bad":



ELPHABA(spoken) Doctor Dillamond - If Something Bad Is Happening

To The Animals, Someone's Got To Tell The Wizard.

That's Why We Have A Wizard.

(sung) So Nothing Bad:.



DILLAMOND

(spoken) I Hope You're Right:



BOTH:

Nothing All That Bad:



DILLAMOND

Nothing Truly Baaaaaad:.

(spoken) Sorry: "Bad":



ELPHABA

It Couldn't Happen Here

In Oz