Some Like Their Women Short, Some Like Them Tall
I'll Take Them Any Size 'cause I Love Them All

I'm Just Wild About Smorgasbord
I Got A Cravin' For Smorgasbord
A Little Kiss Here, A Little Kiss There
That's Smorgasbord

Mmm
Some Take Just Apple Pie, Some Take Just Cake
I'll Take The Dish I Please, Please The Dish I Take

I'm Just Wild About Smorgasbord
I Got A Cravin' For Smorgasbord
A Little Kiss Here, A Little Kiss There
That's Smorgasbord

Mmm
Some Like Just Southern Belles, They Got A One Track Mind
I Go For All The Belles Except The Wedding Kind

I'm Just Wild About Smorgasbord
I Got A Cravin' For Smorgasbord
A Little Kiss Here, A Little Kiss There
That's Smorgasbord

Some Like Their Women Short, Some Like Them Tall
I'll Take Them Any Size 'cause I Love Them All, Mmm
Some Take Just Apple Pie, Some Take Just Cake
I'll Take The Dish I Please, Please The Dish I Take