Well, I Have Got No Money But I Am Doin' Fine.
I'm Just A Hillbilly Hell-raiser; I'm Tryin' To Kill My Time.
An' I'm Lookin' For That Gal, About Five Foot Ten.
An' I'm Gonna Take Her Down That Road Of Livin' A Life Of Sin.

Because I'm Drinkin', Druggin': I'm Havin' Lots Of Fun.
I Always Carry Round My Loaded Shotgun.
If I Think I'm Gonna Have A Bad Time,
I Got A Little Bit Of Smoke An' A Whole Lotta Wine.

-Instrumental Break-

Well, I Once Had This Gal: I Thought She'd Be My Bride.
But Then She Had To Leave My Ass For That Other Guy.

An' Now I'm Drinkin', Druggin': I'm Havin' Lots Of Fun.
I Always Carry Round My Loaded Shotgun.
If I Think I'm Gonna Have A Bad Time,
I Got A Little Bit Of Smoke An' A Whole Lotta Wine.

-Instrumental Break-

Well, I Don't Really Care If You Hate Me, You See,
'Cause I'm Just A Country Boy From The State Of Tennessee.
A Little Bit Crazy, On The Loudish Side,
'Cause I Like Drink My Whiskey An' I Like To Get High.

An' Now I'm Drinkin', Druggin': I'm Havin' Lots Of Fun.
I Always Carry Round My Loaded Shotgun.
If I Think I'm Gonna Have A Bad Time,
I Got A Little Bit Of Smoke An' A Whole Lotta Wine.