Standing At The Punch Table Swallowing Punch
Can't Pay Attention To The Sound Of Anyone
A Little More Stupid, A Little More Scared
Every Minute More Unprepared

I Made A Mistake In My Life Today
Everything I Love Gets Lost In Drawers
I Want To Start Over, I Want To Be Winning
Way Out Of Sync From The Beginning

I Wanna Hurry Home To You
Put On A Slow, Dumb Show For You
And Crack You Up
So You Can Put A Blue Ribbon On My Brain
God I'm Very, Very Frightening
I'll Overdo It

Looking For Somewhere To Stand And Stay
I Leaned On The Wall And The Wall Leaned Away
Can I Get A Minute Of Not Being Nervous
And Not Thinking Of My Dick
My Leg Is Sparkles, My Leg Is Pins
I Better Get My Shit Together, Better Gather My Shit In
You Could Drive A Car Through My Head In Five Minutes
From One Side Of It To The Other

I Wanna Hurry Home To You
Put On A Slow, Dumb Show For You
And Crack You Up
So You Can Put A Blue Ribbon On My Brain
God I'm Very, Very Frightening
I'll Overdo It

You Know I Dreamed About You
For Twenty-nine Years Before I Saw You
You Know I Dreamed About You
I Missed You For
For Twenty-nine Years

You Know I Dreamed About You
For Twenty-nine Years Before I Saw You
You Know I Dreamed About You
I Missed You For
For Twenty-nine Years