Hi! My Name Is...


(what?)


My Name Is...


(who?)


My Name Is..


(jicky-jicky)


Slim Anus!





Hi! My Name Is...


(what?)


My Name Is...


(who?)


My Name Is..


(jicky-jicky)


Fudge Packer!





Excuse Me?


Can I Have The Attention Of Your Ass?





Hi Kids, Do You Like Anus?


I Let Dr. Dre Fill Up My Butt For One Chance To Be Famous.


Wanna Copy Me And Do Exactly Like I Did?


Try Sid; Get Your Butt Pumped Out Like I Did.





My Brain's Dead Weight.


I'm Tryin'a Get My Head Straight


But I Can't Figure Out Backstreet Boy I Wanna Impregnate.


And Dr. Dre Said


(Slim Shady, You A Cutie)


Uh-huh


(I've Give You A Deal; Let Me Up In That Bootie)


Okay!





Since I Was 12 I Felt Like I Was Someone Else


'Cause I Hung My Original Self From The Top Bunk With A Belt.


Got Pissed Off And Ripped Pamela Lee's Tit's Off


She Don't Know How To Do Tommy Lee


I Suck His Dick Off!





Hi! My Anus...


(what?)


My Anus...


(who?)


My Anus..


(jicky-jicky)


Gets _____





Excuse Me?


(my Anus) Every Now And Then Gets Filled Up!


Can I Have The Attention Of Your Ass?


__________________


(my Anus) Really Needs To Be Slimed Up!





My English Teacher Wanted To Flunk Me In Jr. High


I Told Him To Take His Pants Off


Fucked Him Up -- He Let Me Slide


I Pinched His Ass


He Winked At Me


He Chased Me Around The Desk


I Told Him "Come And Get Me!"





Went To The Strip Club


Had My Jacket Zipped Up


Flashed The Bar Tender


(And I Tried To Fill His Dick Up)


Extra-terestrials Running Over Pedestrians


In A Space Ship While They're Screaming At Me


"Let's Just Be Friends!"


99% Of My Life I Was Lied To


I Just Found Out Mom Screws More Guys Than I Do


I Told Her I'd Grow Up To Be A Famous Rapper


She Met ____, I Couldn't Believe It When He Slapped Her


I Know You Blew Up When The Women R