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The World Is In A Mess
With Politics And Taxes
And People Grinding Axes
There's No Happiness

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Rhythm Lead Your Ace
The Future Doesn't Fret Me
If I Can Only Get Me
Someone To Slap That Bass

Happiness Is Not A Riddle
When I'm Listening To That
Big Bass Fiddle

Slap That Bass
Slap It Till Its Dizzy
Slap That Bass
Keep The Rhythm Busy
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Misery, You've Got To Go

Slap That Bass
Use It Like A Tonic
Slap That Bass
Keep Your Philharmonic
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And The Milk And Honey'll Flow

Dictators Would Be Better Off
If They Zoom Zoom Now And Then
Today, You Can See That The Happiest Men
All Got Rhythm

In Which Case
If You Want A Bauble
Slap That Bass
Slap Away Your Trouble
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Slap That Bass

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Dictators Would Be Better Off
If They Zoom Zoom Now And Then
Today, You Can See That The Happiest Men
All Got Rhythm

In Which Case
If You Want A Bauble
Slap That Bass
Slap Away Your Trouble
Learn To Zoom Zoom Zoom
Slap That Bass

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