Don't You Think It's Funny That Nothing's What It Seems

When You're Not Looking Forward?

Me, I'd Like To Think Life Is Like A Drink

And I'm Hoping That It Tastes Like Bourbon



You Know That I've Been Drunk A Thousand Times

And These Should Be The Best Days Of My Life

Life, It's Not What I Thought It Was



Damn Blast, Look At My Past

I'm Ripping Up My Feet Over Broken Glass

I Said, Oh Wow, Look At Me Now

I'm Building Up My Problems To The Size Of A Cow

The Size Of A Cow



You Know It Would Be Strange To Live Life In A Cage

And Only Believe The Things You See That Are Written On The Page

How Easy Would It Be Home In Time For Tea

And Stop Feeling Like A Sailboat Rocking On The Sea



You Know That It's Been Sunk A Thousand Times

And These Should Be The Best Days Of My Life

Life, It's Not What I Thought It Was



Damn Blast, Look At My Past

I'm Ripping Up My Feet Over Broken Glass

I Said, Oh Wow, Look At Me Now

I'm Building Up My Problems To The Size Of A Cow

The Size Of A Cow

The Size Of A Cow



You Know That I've Been Drunk A Thousand Times

And These Should Be The Best Days Of My Life



Damn Blast, Look At My Past

I'm Ripping Up My Feet Over Broken Glass

I Said, Oh Wow, Look At Me Now

I'm Building Up My Problems To The Size Of A Cow

The Size Of A Cow



Damn Blast, Look At My Past

I'm Ripping Up My Feet Over Broken Glass

I Said, Oh Wow, Look At Me Now

I'm Building Up My Problems To The Size Of A Cow

The Size Of A Cow

The Size Of A Cow