My Name's Dante And How Are You?

I Have A Singing Telegram, And It's Just For You

Your Mom's Alright, And Your Dad's Ok

Your Brother's In Jail, And Your Sister Is Gay



But Where Are You At In The Scheme If Things?

I Just Found Out I Lost My Wedding Ring



Woah!



STOP



My Name Is Randall And How Are You?

I Have A Singing Telegram, And It's Just For You

I Got Your Letter And It Made Me Sad

Why Have Things Turned Out So Bad?



I Found Your Ring, It Was In The Sink

The Garbage Thing Smashed It Up I Think



Woah!



STOP!



My Name Is Jay And Who The Fuck Are You?

I Have A Singing Telegram And It's Just For You

Both You Clerks Can Suck My Dick

That Restraining Order Fucking Made Me Sick



How Is Life With That Kaitlin Chick?

I Heard She Rode Some Dead Dudes Dick



Woah! (3x)



STOP!