I Shot An Ol' Bottle With My Favorite Gun Just Last Night

It Shattered And The Sound Made Me Feel Like The King I Am

The Neighbors All Heard And Got Scared

Thought It Was A Gunfight

But Hell, It Was Fun, So I Did It Again

'Cause That's The Kinda King I Am



I Shoot 'em Up, I Shoot 'em Down

I Shoot The Lost, I Shoot The Found

And If There's Someone I Can't Find

Well, Then I Shoot 'em In My Mind



I Turned On The Radio And Listened To The Ol' Songs Playin'

And Things Started Feelin' Good And Right Again

So I Shot Up A Crow In A Tree After Dinner This Evenin

Its Good To Keep Yer Trigger Finger Nimble,

I'll Tell You What, My Friend



I Shoot 'em Up, I Shoot 'em Down

I Shoot The Lost, I Shoot The Found

And If There's Someone I Can't Find

Well, Then I Shoot 'em In My Mind



I Shot My Daddy In The Arm, With Morphine

He Said He Never Felt So Good In All His Goddamn Life

So I Shot Him Up Just Once More, Fer Good Measure

He Never Woke Up, And Ever Since, It's Been A Mighty Peaceful Life



I Shoot 'em Up, I Shoot 'em Down

I Shoot The Lost, I Shoot The Found

And If There's Someone I Can't Find

Well, Then I Shoot 'em In My Mind