She Likes To Read, I Like TV


She's Checkin Out My Good Friend Steve


She Likes A Beer, I Like A Shot


Her Parents Think I'm Selling Pot





She Likes The Boys In The Band


She Always Plays In The Sand


When I Mention Her In Public She Complains


The Pressures Of My Life Wash Down The...





I Like To Drive, She Likes To Walk


She Caught Me Jackin In My Sock


I Like To Drink, She Likes To Dance


I'm Drunk Again, I've Cum'd My Pants





She Likes The Boys In The Band


I Hit The Surf She Likes The Sand


When I Come Home Late She's Got That Look


Even When I Got That Drunk-ass Look





For You I'll Do It


Just For You I'll Do It


I Would Wash My Car, Get A Job,


Odereaters For My Shoes


For You I'll Do It





For You, For You (x2)





I Guess Our Eyes Will Never Meet


Mom Please Put Down The Toilet Seat


She Likes To Kiss


I'd Rather Fuck


And All Her Friends


Think I'm A Smuck, A Smuck, A Smuck





She Did The Boys In The Band


I Guess I'll Be A Single Man


I Used To Watch Her Sleep And She'd Complain


The Pressures Of My Wash Down The Drain





I'll Wash My Car, Get A Job


Odereaters For My Shoes


Recycle All My Beer Cans Like I Promised I Would Do


I Will Cancel My Subscription To (?)


For You I'll Do It (x2)





For You, For You (x4)