Met A Girl Over The Net

Saved Our Chats On A Floppy Diskette

It Went Well For A Week Or Two

Then It All Came Unglued



One Night She Said Brb

Waited Up For An Hour Or Three

Then I Started To Realize

She Wasn't Coming Back Online



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She Freakin Blocked Me

Trust She Freaking Blocked Me

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We Talked All Night Then She Put My Screen Name On Her Block List

Then She Clicked Okay



Well She Told Me She Was Taking A Shower

And She'd Be Back In A Half Hour

But She Pulled One Over On Me

Wtf Ofng,



Well I Was Ticked

But Not Convinced

Had To Be Sure Before My Ego Was Minched

But Hey Im Such A Whiz

Signed On My Other Name And Yep There She Is



She Freakin Blocked Me

Trust Freakin Blocked Me

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We Talked All Night All Then She Put My Screen Name On Her Block List

Then She Clicked Okay



(yea She Blocked Me)



That's My Story

As You See

Never Trust A Woman When She Says Brb

Now Its Over And I'm Torn

But I Signed Her Up For BC Reality Porn



She Freakin Blocked Me

Trust She Freaking Blocked Me

La La La Laa

We Talked All Night Then She Put My Screen Name On Her Block List

Then She Clicked Okay



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Trust

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Trust

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Then She Put My Screen Name On Her Block List



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