I Was Worried About It,
Until Someone Told Me Not To Be,
I Had Reason To Doubt It,
It Was Taken From Me,
You Heard Me Shout It And Now Everybody Seems To Be,
They're Concerned About It,
For Their White Rose Crunchies,
Stop Sniffing 'round Me For Your Earth Bound Wishes,
It Isn't Always As It Seems To Be,

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He Was Hoping The Ties Would Offer Grace,
Said A Drop Dead Reason To Die Was All He Gave,
Somebody Arrived In Front Of My Cave,
And He Stopped Enjoying The Lies In Time To Shave,

It's My Feeling About It,
That I Never Should've Taken It On,
They Told Me To Count It,
But They Knew I'd Trust Them,
I Wanted To Ride It,
But Now Everything I Had Is Gone,
Was Some Crazy Diet,
But She Did Look Lovely,
Stop Sniffing 'round Me For Your Earth Bound Wishes,
It Isn't Always As It Seems To Be,

Chorus
He Was Hoping The Ties Would Offer Grace,
Said A Drop Dead Reason To Die Was All He Gave,
Somebody Arrived In Front Of My Cave,
And He Stopped Enjoying The Lies In Time To Shave,

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Chorus
He Was Hoping The Ties Would Offer Grace,
Said A Drop Dead Reason To Die Was All He Gave,
Somebody Arrived In Front Of My Cave,
And He Stopped Enjoying The Lies In Time To Shave