′Allo, I'm-a Giuseppe

I Got-a Something Special-a For YouReady?
Uno, Due, Tre, Quattro

When I Was A Boy
Just Abouth The Eighth-a Grade

Mama Used To Say, "Don′t Stay Out-a Late
With The Bad-a Boys
Always Shoot-a Pool

Giuseppe Going To Flunk-a School!"
Boy, It Make-a Me Sick
All The Thing I Gotta Do

I Can't-a Get-a No Kicks
Always Got To Follow Rules

Boy, It Make-a Me Sick
Just To Make The Lousy Bucks

Got To Feel-a Like A Fool

And-a Mama Used To Say All-a Time
What's-a Matter You? Hey! Gotta No Respect

What-a You T′ink You Do? Why You Look-a So Sad?
It′s-a Not So Bad
It's-a Nice-a Place

Ah Shaddap-a You Face!
That′s-a My Mama, I Can Remember!
Big Accordion Solo!
Ah! Play That Again! Really Nice
Really Nice!
Soon-a Come-a Day
Gonna Be A Big-a Star

Then I Make-a TV Shows And-a Movies

Get-a Myself A New Car
But Still I Be Myself

I Don't Want-a To Change A Thing

Still A-dance And A-sing

Thing About-a Mama
She Used To Say
What′s-a Matter You? Hey! Gotta No Respect
What Do You Think You Do? Why You Look-a So Sad?
It's-a Not So Bad
It′s-a Nice-a Place
Ah Shaddap-a You Face!

Mama, She Said It All The Time

What's-a Matter You? Hey! Gotta No Respect
What Do You Think You Do? Why You Look-a So Sad?
It's-a Not So Bad
It′s-a Nice-a Place
Ah Shaddap-a You Face!
That′s-a My Mama!

Hello Everybody!
'At′s Out-a There In-a Radio And-a TV Land

Did You Know I Had A Big-a Hit-a Song In-a Italy With-a Disc?
Shaddap-a You Face
I Sing-a Dis-a Song
All-a My Fans Applaud

They Clap-a Da Hands
That Make Me Feel-a So Good
You Ought To Learn-a Dis-a Song
It's-a Real-a Simple
See
I Sing, "What′s-a Matter You?", You Sing, "Hey!"
Then I Sing-a Da Rest
And Then At The End
We Can All-a Sing
Ah, Shaddap-a You Face!
Okay, Let's-a Try It
Uno, Due, Tre, Quattro

What′s-a Matter You? (Hey!)
Gotta No Respect (Hey!)
What Do You Think You Do? (Hey!)
Why You Look-a So Sad? (Hey!)
It's-a Not So Bad (Hey!)
It's-a Nice-a Place
Ah Shaddap-a You Face!

What′s-a Matter You? (Hey!)
Gotta No Respect (Hey!)
What Do You Think You Do? (Hey!)
Why You Look-a So Sad? (Hey!)
It′s-a Not So Bad (Hey!)
It's-a Nice-a Place
Ah Shaddap-a You Face!

Okay, One More Time For Mama, Everybody

What′s-a Matter You? (Hey!)
Gotta No Respect (Hey!)
What Do You Think You Do? (Hey!)
Why You Look-a So Sad? (Hey!)
It's-a Not So Bad (Hey!)
It′s-a Nice-a Place
Ah Shaddap-a You Face!