I′m Getting Hickeys From My Bed Bugs
I'm Getting Busy With A Bad Perfume
I′m Sticking Kisses To A Pen DrugI'm Making Friction With A Sad Vacuum

I'm Getting Jiggy With A Rifle
I′ll Pull The Trigger With My Eyes Closed
Hoping To Hit You Somewhere Vital
And When I Miss, You Come And Kiss Me With A Smile

I′m Having Sex With A Ghost, 'cause She Knows I′m Alone
She's A Freak In The Sheets, Play It Cool
I′m Sleeping With A...
Sex With A Ghost, 'cause She Knows I′m Alone
She's A Freak In The Sheets, Play It Cool
I'm Sleeping With A Ghoul

The Only Time I Ever See Her
Is When She′s Behind Me In The Mirror
Even From A Distance, I Can Hear Her
Try To Listen, But Her Whispers Make My Ears Hurt

And On Our Dates, It′s Never Daytime
When She Gets Playful With A Steak Knife
I Need A Break, Maybe I'll Take Five
Shake It Up And Medicate, Maybe I′ll Take Five

I'm Having Sex With A Ghost, ′cause She Knows I'm Alone
She′s A Freak In The Sheets, Play It Cool
I'm Sleeping With A...
Sex With A Ghost, 'cause She Knows I′m Alone
She′s A Freak In The Sheets, Play It Cool
I'm Sleeping With A Ghoul

I′m Having Sex With A Ghost, 'cause She Knows I′m Alone
She's A Freak In The Sheets, Play It Cool
I′m Sleeping With A...
Sex With A Ghost, 'cause She Knows I'm Alone
She′s A Freak In The Sheets, Play It Cool
I′m Sleeping With A Ghoul