My Name Ain't Up In Lights

But I'm A Hero In This Bar

And I Play Four Big Shows A Night

With Just Me And My Guitar

I Don't Make A Lot Of Money

And I Don't Have A Lot Of Gear

I Don't Sell A Lot Of Records

But I Sure Sell A Lot Of Beer



If You Wanna Hear Bob Dillon

I'll Play Like A Rollin' Stone

If You Wanna Hear Bob Wills

I'll Play The Rose Of San Antone

I'll Even Play Happy Birthday

If That's What You Wanna Hear

Cause I Don't Sell A Lot Of Records

But I Sure Sell A Lot Of Beer



Chorus

So It's Hey Hey What's Your Favorite Song?

Hey Hey Everybody Sing Along

We're Just One Big Red Neck Family

Aw, At Least While We're In Here

Cause I Don't Sell A Lot Of Records

But I Sure Sell A Lot Of Beer



I Wake Every Sunday Morning'

So I Can Go To Church And Pray

But After Some Of My Saturday Nights

Things Just Don't Turn Out That Way

I Think Even The Good Lord, He Understands

I'm At That Point In My Career

Where I Don't Sell A Lot Of Records

But I Sure Sell A Lot Of Beer



Chorus

So It's Hey Hey What's Your Favorite Song?

Hey Hey Everybody Sing Along

We're Just One Big Red Neck Family

Aw, At Least While We're In Here

Cause I Don't Sell A Lot Of Records

But I Sure Sell A Lot Of Beer



I Don't Sell A Lot Of Records

But I Sure Sell A Lot Of Beer