See There! A Man Is Born
And We Pronounce Him Fit For Peace
There′s A Load Lifted From His ShouldersWith The Discovery Of His Disease
We'll Take A Child From Him
Put It To The Test
Teach It To Be A Wise Man
And How To Fool The Rest

We Will Be Geared To The Average, Rather Than The Exceptional
God Is An Overwhelming Responsibility
We Walked Through The Maternity Ward
And Saw 218 Babies Wearing Nylons
It Says Here That Cats Are On The Upgrade
Upgrade? Hipgrave
Oh, Mac

In The Clear White Circles Of Morning Wonder
I Take My Place With The Lord Of The Hills
And The Blue-eyed Soldiers Stand Slightly Discoloured
In Neat Little Rows Sporting Canvas Frills
With Their Jock-straps Pinching, They Slouch To Attention
While Queuing For Sarnies At The Office Canteen
Saying: "How′s Your Granny?" And Good Old Ernie
He Coughed Up A Tenner On A Premium Bond Win