Central Scrutinizer:

This Is The CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER . . . Again. Hi! . . . It's Me Again, The CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER . . . Joe Says Lucille Has Messed His Mind Up, But, Was It The Girl Or Was It The Music? As You Can See . . . Girls, Music, Disease, Heartbreak . . . They All Go Together . . . Joe Found Out The Hard Way, But His Troubles Were Just Beginning . . . His Mind Was So Messed Up . . . He Could Hardly Do Nothin' . . . He Was In A Quandary . . . Being Devoured By The Swirling Cesspool Of His Own Steaming Desires . . . The Guy Was A Wreck . . . So . . . What Does He Do? For Once, He Does Something SMART . . . He Goes Out . . . And Pays A Lot Of Money To L. Ron Hoover . . . At The First . . . At The Pch . . . Hem . . . He Goes Out . . . And Pays A Lot Of Money To L. Ron Hoover . . . At The First Church Of Appliantology!