Particle Man, Particle Man

Doing The Things A Particle Can

What's He Like? It's Not Important

Particle Man



Is He A Dot, Or Is He A Speck?

When He's Underwater Does He Get Wet?

Or Does The Water Get Him Instead?

Nobody Knows, Particle Man



Triangle Man, Triangle Man

Triangle Man Hates Particle Man

They Have A Fight, Triangle Wins

Triangle Man



Universe Man, Universe Man

Size Of The Entire Universe Man

Usually Kind To Smaller Man

Universe Man



He's Got A Watch With A Minute Hand,

Millenium Hand And An Eon Hand

When They Meet It's A Happy Land

Powerful Man, Universe Man



Person Man, Person Man

Hit On The Head With A Frying Pan

Lives His Life In A Garbage Can

Person Man



Is He Depressed Or Is He A Mess?

Does He Feel Totally Worthless?

Who Came Up With Person Man?

Degraded Man, Person Man



Triangle Man, Triangle Man

Triangle Man Hates Person Man

They Have A Fight, Triangle Wins

Triangle Man